Childhood storys

To begin my childhood story it begins in the mountains of Montana. at the time I was 6 years of age. we were living in a mountain home up in the hills where there was a stream running through the property, also there were green trees and many fun things. It was a quiet day the birds were chirping butterfly's flying and deer grazing. Then suddenly out of the bushes pops out a wild kid (aka me) and starts to chase all of the animals that were just minding there own business and made them run away this was a typical day for me as a child. I was always running around in the woods and kind of messing around with stuff that probably dose not need to messed with. 


So when I we moved into town it was not a good mix for me. I really was a wild kid in a city. I would run around half naked all of the time. I would also try to hunt the neighborhood cats all day long. another thing that I was not use to was having the world not being my toilet so it took a long time for me to really get use to going to the bathroom in side and yes that means I went to the bathroom in my yard. I would also start digging huge holes in the yard and fill them up with water and then sit in it and play with my toys. as you can see that I was pretty much just living by my own rules.


Until one day I finally hit the last straw. So it really begins when my parents decided to bring me to the graduation party of one of our family friends. we were all having a grand ole time every one was laughing and having this really good time. And they had some amazing food and drinks. so I decided to have way to much of these drinks. I must of had at least 7 or 8 drinks. so a little later I really needed to go to the bathroom, but I didn't want to seem like a complete animal and just go where everyone could see m. so I went to the bath room, and at this time I was about to have an axe dent I needed to go so bad. But with my bad luck all the bathrooms were full. and I really needed to go like really bad. so at this time I was on the deck and so I decided to let her rip. So I was peeing off of the edge and knowing my luck the girl that the party was being thrown for decided to walk right under my stream. and that's my story.